SHOCKING: BILL CAUGHT WHISPERING SECRETS TO PIGEONS IN PUBLIC PARK!

In a jaw-dropping turn of events, local legend Bill was spotted in Central Park having what appeared to be a full-blown conversation with a flock of pigeons! Eyewitnesses report that Bill, dressed in his signature plaid shirt and flip-flops, was seen gesturing wildly and cooing—yes, COOING—back at the feathered gang. Was this a bizarre attempt at forming an avian alliance, or has Bill finally cracked under the pressure of urban life? Sources say the pigeons seemed ‘intrigued,’ with one particularly bold bird allegedly nodding in agreement!

Onlookers couldn’t believe their eyes as Bill reportedly spilled the tea—perhaps literal tea, as he was clutching a thermos—about his weekend plans. ‘I swear I heard him ask if they wanted to join him for bingo night,’ said stunned bystander Karen, 42. Another witness claims Bill offered the pigeons crumbs as a ‘peace treaty.’ Are these city birds now Bill’s new BFFs, or is this the start of a pigeon uprising led by a man in flip-flops? We’re on the case!

Stay tuned to FunnyPetVideos.net for updates on Bill’s pigeon posse. Will they take over the park? Only time—and a few breadcrumbs—will tell!