SHOCKING: MAN CAUGHT WHISPERING SECRETS TO PIGEONS IN PUBLIC PARK!

In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a local man named John has been spotted in Central Park having full-blown conversations with a flock of pigeons! Eyewitnesses claim the 30-something-year-old was not just tossing breadcrumbs but spilling tea—literally whispering sweet nothings to his feathered friends. ‘It was wild,’ said bystander Karen McFluff, 42. ‘He was cooing back at them like they were planning a heist or something. I swear I heard him say, “Meet me at the statue at midnight!”’ Could John be the secret Pigeon Whisperer we’ve all been waiting for?

Rumors are swirling that John might be forming a pigeon army to take over the city’s hot dog stands—or at least score free pretzels. Another witness, Timmy Two-Shoes, 19, reported, ‘He had a notebook! I think he’s mapping out their flight patterns. One pigeon even nodded like it understood!’ While some call it cute, others are convinced John’s feathered crew is up to no good. Is this the start of a bird-brained revolution? We’ll keep you posted on this developing coo-nspiracy!

Stay tuned to FunnyPetVideos.net for exclusive footage of John’s next pigeon powwow. Will they invite us to the meeting? Only time—and a few breadcrumbs—will tell!