DRUNKEN DISASTER: EMPLOYEE ‘JENNY AKA KENNETH’ HUMPS CEO AT COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY—CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

In a holiday bash gone hilariously wrong, an employee known as ‘Jenny aka Kenneth’ turned the annual company Christmas party into a viral sensation at FunnyPetVideos.net headquarters. Sources (aka the office gossip chain) report that after downing one too many spiked eggnogs, Jenny/Kenneth mistook the CEO, Mr. Whiskers McFluffington, for a giant teddy bear and attempted an affectionate—yet wildly inappropriate—hump on the big boss! Witnesses say the room went from jolly to jaw-dropped in seconds as Jenny/Kenneth declared, ‘I’ve always wanted to cuddle the top dog!’ before launching into action.

Thankfully, Mr. Whiskers took it in stride, reportedly laughing it off with a booming, ‘Ho ho ho, looks like someone’s on the naughty list!’ The incident was caught on camera by half the office, and the footage is already racking up views faster than a cat video on a Monday morning. Jenny/Kenneth, now sober and mortified, issued a sheepish apology, blaming ‘holiday spirit and questionable punch.’ Meanwhile, the office is buzzing with memes, and there’s talk of a ‘Humpgate 2023’ award at next year’s party.

Stay tuned to FunnyPetVideos.net for the full video—because nothing says Christmas like a cringe-worthy corporate cuddle gone wrong!